A watermelon. That's right, we will send you a $100 watermelon if you are crazy enough to buy it. There is nothing special about it, other than being a $100 watermelon. Suika !!!
Again, just a watermelon... We could call it a fancy watermelon, or a designer watermelon, or even a limited edition watermelon, but truth is, we can just grow more of them. But if you are looking for a story a tell, the one about you buying a $100 watermelon from one of the oldest ranches in Texas is a pretty good one to have in your pocket. And we will have your benjamin in our pocket if you buy this.
Normally, our policy is to treat everyone fairly and always work it out... But since watermelons are perishable, we will have to have some trust between us if you buy this $100 watermelon. We will pack this thing really good, and do what we can to get it you you safely. But it is a watermelon, and things can go wrong... Just saying...
We can ship however you want, but usually use UPS, FedEx or USPS depending on cost and time contraints. If you have a preference, please let us know. And if one of our workers is near your location, we might just deliver this in person.
